fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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missycvnt:

a true gentleman holds the door for his woman, then he smacks her ass

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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

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circumcisions:

EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER JUNK FOOD YOU WANT!!!!!!!!! GO VEGAN!!!!!!! BE VEGETARIAN!!!!!! ONLY EAT MEAT IF THATS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD IS GOOD!!!!! FOOD IS FANTASTIC!!!!!! FOOD IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!! FUCK NUTRITIONAL VALUES EAT THREE WHOLE DAMN CAKES IN ONE DAY IF THATS WHAT YOU PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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