MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
Victorian era house in Angeleno Heights, Los Angeles
be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth
What is this hahqhahhq
beats by dr. phil
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
The Devil’s Chair in Cassadaga, Cemetery, Florida is a graveside bench. Local legend depicts the devil as a good-ol’-boy. If you sit in the chair, you run the chance of having a heart-to-heart with the Lord of Darkness, who is rumored to show up to anyone who dares to wait for him there.
"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"